Me + Corn Maze + Dark = Fail

I’m sure that there are intellectual human beings among us all that bother to carry maps, and analyze them when they go into corn mazes.

*cough*

But I’m not one of them.

Last night, my friend J and I went with her homeschool group to an enormous, ever-expanding when you’re inside, corn maze. Actually, I’m just kidding about the “ever expanding when you’re inside” part, but it certainly seemed like it did.

All that aside – we decided to depart from the rest of the group to purposely get lost in the corn maze.
I quote:
“You can’t go in a corn maze without getting lost! Let’s go get lost for a little while, then find our way out.” 
I’m not telling you which one of us said that, but if you want a hint… well…

We ended up doing the first part of the statement – getting lost. We got so lost that we couldn’t find our way out for two hours.
Oh, and did I tell you that we did this in the dark? With a flashlight that didn’t want to work? And no map? In a 10 acre corn maze?

To end my very happy story, we finally broke the rules, ducked under the tape and ran through the corn – finally ending up outside of the maze. And then ran up to the barn where everyone else from the group was waiting/looking for us.

Did I tell you that we’re awesome like that?
(not my photos)
Have you gotten lost inside a corn maze before? Tell me about it – I’d love to hear!

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